Jack Daniels. Greatest drink ever invented,worst hangover you could possibly imagine. I can not begin to tell you how much my effing head hurts today. But it was ENTIRELY worth it. This is another screw you to society. Everything about Jack Daniels is wrong,yet so right. Put on your boots,buy a bottle,get hammered,start a fight,piss on a granny,moon a priest,live a little you arrogant prick. Put down that glass of R5000000-00 whiskey,it tastes like shit anyway?! Eat some real meat while you are at it. Remember,screw you.
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